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Engaging with Osama bin Laden in Swat

Discusses, through a poem, the challenge of identifying the focus of a globally significant idea.


Engaging with Osama bin Laden in Swat
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Introduction

This is a contribution to the unique conjunction of strategically significant factors in May 2009. These include the invasion of the Swat Valley, a Taliban stronghold, by the Pakistan Army assisted by US military advisors (SWAT Teams). This notably follows the unusual shift in US military strategy with the announcement on 12 May of the appointment of Lt. Gen. Stanley A. McChrystal, reputed for his skills in directing covert operations and targeted assassinations in that arena. The region is recognized as being the highly probable location of Osama bin Laden, the person most wanted on the planet by the most powerful person on the planet. Inspired by the possibility of a Poetic Engagement with Afghanistan, Caucasus and Iran an unexplored strategic opportunity? (2009), the latter had held a poetry strategy session, in the guise of a "party" (Ewen MacAskill, Obama to host poetry party at White House, The Guardian, 12 May 2009), undoubtedly as a contribution to the "fresh thinking" and "fresh eyes" required of the new approach. It has only recently been recognized that Osama bin Laden is a skilled poet (Michael Hirst, Analysing Bin Laden's jihadi poetry, BBC News, 24 September 2008).

To assist in such rethinking, the period also saw the first appointment of a woman Poet Laureate, Carol Ann Duffy, by the principal ally of the US in the Afghanistan-Pakistan arena. In addition, the BBC is sending Simon Armitage, previously tipped for that laureate position. to the arena (BBC plans to send poet to Afghanistan battlefields, The Observer, 24 May 2009), The action in the SWAT Valley is in process of displacing millions of people -- all heavily armed with the unique poetic weapons of the Pashtun language. As a contribution to this engagement, and given the early British strategic learnings in that arena as part of the Great Game (on the North West Frontier), the following guidelines have been slightly adapted from one of the few relevant poems to emerge from British experience in the SWAT Valley, namely that by Edward Lear (The Akond of Swat)

The poem focuses on the local leadership in the former princely state of Swat. through the Akond (or Ahhoond). Given the challenge of locating Osama bin Laden, and his promotion of the Muslim faith, there is the strong probability of his association with that Muslim clerical role and its involvement in madrassas. The Akond of that time was a Sufi ascetic with a highly charismatic and warlike personality who united the Swatis. Of additional strategic significance at this time is the launch on 20 May of a long-range missile by Iran, immediately following the meeting between Barack Obama and Benjamin Netanyahu to discuss the nuclear threat of Iran. The fact that Akhoond is a Persian name for a Muslim cleric should reinforce, within the intelligence community, the strategic connection with the leadership of Al-Qaida. The poem, lightly adapted, focuses on the challenge of identifying (aka "profiling" for SWAT Teams) Osama bin Laden -- given insights from the original challenge of identifying the Akond in the period of the Great Game.

Osama bin Laden: The Akond of Swat?

with apologies to Edward Lear(1812-1888)
for the introduction of an additional "chorus" line, best "shouted",
as recommended for the original chorus line by its author,
making it appropriate for mnemonic rhyming in SWAT Team profiling training

Who, or why, or which, or what,
Is the Akond of SWAT?
Is he Osama bin Laden, or is he NOT?

Is he tall or short, or dark or fair?
Does he sit on a stool or a sofa or a chair,
or SQUAT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Is he wise or foolish, young or old?
Does he drink his soup and his coffee cold,
or HOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he sing or whistle, jabber or talk,
And when riding abroad does he gallop or walk
or TROT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he wear a turban, a fez, or a hat?
Does he sleep on a mattress, a bed, or a mat,
or COT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

When he writes a copy in round-hand size,
Does he cross his T's and finish his I's
with a DOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Can he write a letter concisely clear
Without a speck or a smudge or smear
or BLOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Do his people like him extremely well?
Or do they, whenever they can, rebel,
or PLOT,
At the Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

If he catches them then, either old or young,
Does he have them chopped in pieces or hung,
or SHOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Do his people prig in the lanes or park?
Or even at times, when days are dark,
GAROTTE,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he study the wants of his own dominion?
Or doesn't he care for public opinion
a JOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

To amuse his mind do his people show him
Pictures, or any one's last new poem,
or WHAT,
For the Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

At night if he suddenly screams and wakes,
Do they bring him only a few small cakes,
or a LOT,
For the Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he live on turnips, tea, or tripe?
Does he like his shawl to be marked with a stripe,
or a DOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he like to lie on his back in a boat
Like the lady who lived in that isle remote,
SHALLOTT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Is he quiet, or always making a fuss?
Is his steward a Swiss or a Swede or Russ,
or a SCOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he like to sit by the calm blue wave?
Or to sleep and snore in a dark green cave,
or a GROTT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he drink small beer from a silver jug?
Or a bowl? or a glass? or a cup? or a mug?
or a POT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he beat his wife with a gold-topped pipe,
When she let the gooseberries grow too ripe,
or ROT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he wear a white tie when he dines with friends,
And tie it neat in a bow with ends,
or a KNOT.
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he like new cream, and hate mince-pies?
When he looks at the sun does he wink his eyes,
or NOT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Does he teach his subjects to roast and bake?
Does he sail about on an inland lake
in a YACHT,
The Akond of Swat?
Is he Osama, or is he NOT?

Some one, or nobody, knows I wot
Who or which or why or what
Is the Akond of Swat?
Is he Obama, or is he NOT?

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